Okay, see, this—this is exactly why I can't work with you. I literally said, like, five seconds ago, "write that down," and what do you do? I mean, honestly, Greg, is it my fault you keep saying seventeen different things at once? Like, which part of the quantum boner party am I supposed to write down? The important part! The part where I explained how digital particle collapsing could align—is this a joke to you? It’s, it's like talking to a sentient loaf of bread. Okay, first of all, rude. Second of all, I thought “quantum boner party” was the key takeaway. People would've loved that. Slap it on a T-shirt. Amy, I'm trying to revolutionize how people think about subatomic stability, and you're— Hosting mental raves? Yeah, yeah, I got that. But listen, maybe you, you know, maybe you shouldn't rely on me to keep track of your TED Talk moments. Like, have you considered getting a notepad or... or whatever tech bros use? A neural implant? No, clearly not the point. You just don’t get the stakes here. What I’m saying could change everything. Like, everything everything. Nobody in quantum theory is talking about this stuff. Nobody’s talking about quantum boner parties either, Greg. Innovation is innovation. Oh, for the love of—you're impossible. I'm being serious, Amy. So am I! Look, you’ve got passion. That counts for something, right? Now if you could transmit your genius brainwaves directly to, I don’t know, the ether, then maybe I wouldn’t have to jot down your manifesto every five minutes. You’re unbelievable. No wonder nobody understands quantum stuff. People like you, just—is it that hard to focus for twenty seconds? Focus isn't the issue here. It's the sheer volume of nonsense you're throwing at me, Greg. I can't keep up with this many "revolutionary breakthroughs" in one convo. Fine. Fine. Don’t write it down. Nobody will care when someone else gets the credit. Relax, drama king. I'll tweet it later with a fire emoji. Oh my god. Alright, alright—seriously now. I’m not even sure what we achieved here, but it’s been... one of our better trainwrecks, maybe? You're calling it a trainwreck? I laid out a quantum framework for—forget it. It's pointless. And on that lovely note, I guess we’re done for today. That was fun, Greg. Same time next week for more shouting? Only if you buy a pen. Or a neural implant. Don’t forget that option.

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Why Didn't You Write That Down?